What I Didn't Do in Europe

Since I've been back, people who don't normally read my blog or speak to me via facebook, etc always ask me the same question, "So what'd you do in Europe Brad?". That's like me asking you to summarize what you did in the past 4 months, but only having the patience to hear you for 10 minutes, before changing the subject and asking you what your plans are for the night, and "where's the party at?". Only difference is that I probably did more in two days than you MAY have done in two weeks. I don't mind the question; but allow me to show you what I DIDN'T PARTAKE IN while in Europe.. One memory that I probably won't soon forget, is when I was supposed to meet some friends inside of the club right next to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, because it was supposed to be "really crackin" and worth the ridiculous price. Only to find that none of them actually made it in there. I was surprised to find that it was a teenage gay club where everyone was doing this ADHD dance called "tecktonic", and I coughed up 15 euros to witness this shit firsthand. Luckily for you, YouTube is here so we can experience stuff like this, and for free. Better yet, when we realize just how lame something really is we can merely just exit out of the screen with our money and dignity intact. Internet: +100 | Real Life: -10